by youknowwho👀👀 April 27, 2020

When a female assumes the position atop a Male sex partner just prior to inserting his dong into her snatch.
Dude, your mom had just started to square down on me when I thought about your sister and shot my batter bullet straight up her nose!
by THELOURDE October 31, 2021

"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"
by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang June 27, 2018

by Lemmons June 24, 2016

by Ghanayana January 8, 2020

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.
Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.
Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.
They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.
Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.
They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons
major malfunction.
Hooman 2 - let's move away from it
for it is a fucking square
There is no fun to be had
in its presence.
major malfunction.
Hooman 2 - let's move away from it
for it is a fucking square
There is no fun to be had
in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
