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Touch grass

Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!
Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
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In Touch Weekly

an American celebrity gossip magazine. The magazine is focused on celebrity news, fashion, beauty, relationships and lifestyle, and is geared towards a younger readership, billing itself as fast and fun
Whereas In Touch Weekly is focused more on celebrity gossip, Life & Style bills itself on giving readers lifestyle tips on how to incorporate celebrity beauty and fashion into their lives.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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touch grass

Fortnite kids need to get their ass off of their PC and go touch grass
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 14, 2023
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don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.
was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something
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Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.
"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022
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somebody touch my SPAGET

The first good meme of 2018 (following Logan Paul's suicide forest)
Better when earraped
Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!

*see somebody touch my spaget video*
by VascoSozinhoEmCasa January 8, 2018
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