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child toucher

that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher

tough moron 

someone who is a moron but also possesses uncompromising determination and is capable of enduring strain, hardship, or severe labor
Check out that guy carrying the steel 55-gallon drum down the block even though he could be rolling it. He is one tough moron!
tough moron by BlobbyBlob May 13, 2010

torch baby 

(Noun) A Bitch who is constantly hot, and needs the windows or air on at all times in order to stay cool.
Opposite freeze baby

Shirley is such a torch baby, she sleeps with the window open in winter.

Torch baby's often have red hair,look like Lindsay Lohan and are often pissed about life.
torch baby by TwerkingSnatch October 21, 2013

torch test 

Applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom of the breasts in a low lit room; results of the test demonstrate whether or not breasts are enhanced by way of implants (ie silicone, saline, etc). This is not a pass / fail test per se as the results of either outcome are delightful. This test may involve female - male, female -female, or multiple combinations and is especially exciting when electrical tape is used to create boob-o-lanterns with the breasts.
Last night we had a few friends over and after dinner had some good ole fashioned fun placing bets on who was "lights on" versus "lights off" in the topless torch test.
torch test by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

Never Pass Your Torch

A phrase coined in 2020 to retaliate against ageism in society in the context that older people need to retire and let go of leadership or fame.
She told her older more experienced coworker to “never pass your torch” to the younger tech savvy employee.
Never Pass Your Torch by Bandana6 September 5, 2023

Tommy Tough Tits

someone who is acting big and strong, but everyone knows they would get their ass kicked
Mike: I'm gonna kick that guys ass if he says another word to me.
Random person: Wooh, cool down there Tommy Tough Tits.
Tommy Tough Tits by niuhuskie November 27, 2007