tool

Mastodon. Plain and Simple.

Dude, look at that tool over there. Oh, thats just Mastodon.

by X-ChAmP February 5, 2008

tool shed

jizz mop

yo dat jizz mop is a tool shed

by west side December 27, 2003

toolshed

A sanctuary in which to play hogsoccer.

Before we whipped out the plunger and hamsandwich we locked the door to the toolshed.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Tool Belt

A catagory of person, usually enjoying industrial music. In some circles refers only to the female of the species, alternately called "Toolbelt Chicks"

Dude, I'm a toolbelt magnet!

by industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002

hockey tool

Commonly identified by sporting a "flow" (an extremely stupid hairstyle in which the back hair is allowed to grow freely to the point where it flows back up towards the head before the onset of the much feared mullet), and an offensively colored polo shirt with its collar popped, a hockey tool is perhaps one of the worst breeds of highschool tools. One may find them more frequently in the northeast, with the highest concentration in New England Prep Schools.

Hockey tools have a total disregard for decent people and prefer to prey on the "popular" pretty girls one or two grades below, a perversion whose enormity is amplified by the tools' age, which is usually at least one year greater than everyone else in their grade. Hockey tools also have the uncanny ability to constantly perform poorly in academics, despite their occupation of the easiest classes, and to still get into top colleges and universites.

In sum, hockey tools are a scourge upon the earth and serve as their only purpose to play a sport only Canadians care about and to degrade the moral and social fibers of society

That 20 year old hockey tool is hitting on a freshman!

by smurph268 August 13, 2006

tool

1. (noun) A band consisting of many talented individuals who try to compile decent music that contain subliminal messages about the world and how vicitimized they and their listeners are, but in the end when the lyrics and music are put together they create a harmony which sounds like shit and makes the listener want to kill "tool" and then later on kill himself, or feel sorry for himself and fall madly in love with anything with legs.......or a penis.
2. (noun) A medical condition in which a person loses all musical taste and developes a serious habit of looking up nasty shit on the computer and becomes compelled to share it with the world......while expecting to keep his dignity and no criticism froom others.........symptoms may be fuckin messed up hair, a very unusual upper anatomy, calling people stupid shit that doesnt make any sense i.e. "lust filled batards"....wtf???, and posting blogs which kill off the reader's brain cells after burning through their retnas.
3. (adjective) sounding like shit.....

(monkeywoman)-"I love tool"
(lust filled bastards)-"Tool fuckin sucks!!!"
(monkeywoman)-"yall are a bunch of lust filled bastards!!!"
(lust filled bastards)-"what the fuck is a lust filled bastard??" , "your so fuckin stupid...noone loves you!!!"
(monkeywoman) "actually, that is not entirely true, goatse loves me and i love harry potter manga anime fucked up lego starwars gay dog necropheliac porn......"and klatches"
(lust filled bastards) they start weeping because they do not have weird freakin fetishes that even the flying jim jim would look down upon......
(A suspicious timothy) kills monkeywoman and everyone lives happily ever after

by asiansarehxc September 23, 2005

toolbox

Slang term for female genitalia. An obvious offshoot of the now common "tool" to refer to male genitals.

Hey, baby! Mind if I put my tool in your toolbox?

by Someguynamedjoe June 28, 2007