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evan henderson

evan henderson is a man of love
by smhballz September 23, 2021
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Evans middle school

A try hard middle school in coweta county that try’s to keep up with lee, but fails every year.
I feel bad for Evans middle school they try hard every year but fail.
by Newnan Times Herald November 23, 2021
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Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.
Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.
by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020
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An Evan

An Evan is characterized as being a Minecraft addict, most likely has well over 1k hours spent it. An Evan might also be able to be noticed in the wild from their distinctive jacket, or sweater, in which an Evan wears the same few sweatshirts throughout the week in cycles. An Evan most likely has good grades, and is brilliant, but of course, has little to no will to live. He is of course, by the very nature of An Evan, a huge nerd. An Evan is very sweet, and will be a great person to get to know, despite the awkwardness. Although, sometimes, on rare occasions, he may get mad bitches.
An Evan is the best person you will meet, and if you are lucky enough to fall in love with one, don't hurt them
by TheBAgelLover April 4, 2022
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Bob Evans

When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.
The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch
by Mad Shitter June 28, 2024
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logan thirteen evans

a white guy form the east
likes nature

likes to climb shit

likes anime

for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)
OMG! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(
by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
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Evans

A very sexy charismatic hunk! Someone who knows the definition of pleasure. Makes you feel everything deep down in your soul!
Everyone needs an Evans in their life!
by Daria-22 October 18, 2021
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