Deal-or-no-deal-a-tosis

Medical term used for obsessive emotional attachment to deal or no deal.

rabishku: rajaniiii i cried watching deal or no deal today, its so emotional.
rajani: i think your suffering from deal-or-no-deal-a-tosis dear.

by Rajanikant May 13, 2006

ring toss

my signature move, after i'm done having sex, i throw take off my condom and throw it against the wall, trying to make it stick.

me: i hooked up with that girl last night
dude: was she good?
me: not really, but i nailed the ring toss
dude: awesome!

by Tex McAlister October 8, 2005

toss my salad

To throw a pre-packaged dish of assorted vegetables (ie. lettuce, tomato, celery & mayonnaise) upon a surface in a sudden motion of the arm.

I tossed my salad back onto the table, deciding I wasn't hungry anymore.

by oompaloompa June 14, 2003

toss salad

to eat someone's ass with jelly or syrup...and like it

"toss my salad bitch"

by bryan newman December 8, 2003

daniel tosh

A skinhead looking buttmunch that strives off of climaxing in public. He thinks he is much funnier than he actually is, and needs to get off of T.V. before i put my dick in a blender. He has a job that requires him to do nothing but let other people find videos for him and read from a teleprompter. also the reason i drink.

"hey dude did you hear what happened to taylor?"
"no"
"he turned on the Tosh.0 by mistake and magic-bulleted his man meat."
"damn that daniel tosh"

by Taint Gobbler February 13, 2010

tosser

V. Tosser, one who tosses an object or thing. Most commonly implied as an insulate in Britain for one who masturbates, similar to the American slang word “jerk”

Also see wanker

"Jerry, toss me the ball"

"Oh Jerry you are a tosser

by Lucy May 29, 2003

Tosilog

An adjective coined by Leslie Camara and Anna Quismorio. Used to describe pretty much anything. You seen that show Recess? Well it's like that word 'whomp.'

Aye look at that girl there.
OoO shit... She's tosilog!

I can't believe he fucin cheated on me.
Fuc that tosilog bastard!

by Shaun Quismorio August 21, 2003