Definitions by oompaloompa

Falances 

A person with really questionable habits and some pshycopath tendencies. Usually these people help their mental issues with sugar and candy (chocolate, lollipops,...)

omg you’re such a falances

Falances by Oompaloompa July 13, 2020

toss my salad 

To throw a pre-packaged dish of assorted vegetables (ie. lettuce, tomato, celery & mayonnaise) upon a surface in a sudden motion of the arm.

I tossed my salad back onto the table, deciding I wasn't hungry anymore.

toss my salad by oompaloompa June 14, 2003