nigga steve 

A mysterious man known for his wild and crazy antics online and offline. He has accounts in several popular online computer games, and his strange style of gameplay has brought him much fame. In a recent press interview, he stated,
"AH DEFEAT TEH LAND SHARK!"

"ohez noez it's nigga steve!"
"watch out fo' his TOWER RUSH!"

nigga steve by J-Dizzlex September 4, 2005

Wheelie Steve 

A gay jew that posses the nickname wheels, laughs very gay-like, and weighs over two hundred pounds.

Yo, that Wheelie Steve can suck my cock, that fucking fatass jew fucker.

Wheelie Steve by Toxic Rage November 20, 2004

Adam and Steve 

Something homophobic Christians say to try and “debunk” gay marriage

God created the first man, Adam, and he was good. God created the second man, so he had a friend. His name was Steve, and he was good. God told them, don’t eat from the tree of g a y or idk. So they ate the fruit. One day, Adam went to Steve, and bent him over. “What are you doing!?” said Steve. “I wanted to see your butt.” Adam gently licks Steve’s butthole, up and down. “Ohhhh, yeah.” Adam thrusts his penis into Steve and Steve cries out, “Oh! It feels so good.” Steve stroked his own towering penis, but Adam grabbed it and lovingly caressed and fondled him. Adam shouted, “Something’s happening!” And Adam and Steve ejaculated at the same time.

Adam and Steve by H o m o e r o t i c January 5, 2021

stone cold steve austin 

Another term for alcohol abuse.

"... And thats the bottom line, cuz STONE COLD SAID SO!"(As I crack open two full beers and manage to only get one good swig out of the cans I've poured all over myself).

-Stone Cold Steve Austin-

stone cold steve austin by jpz0r December 7, 2006

the Steve Jeltz of 

Steve Jeltz was a professional baseball player in the 1980s; he is generally regarded as one of the worst baseball players in recent memory. This belief may not be truly justified, but I digress...

To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.

About three years ago, I was watching some shitty horror movie with a friend and fellow baseball fan. I became irritated with the remarkably stiff and unconvincing performance of one of the actors, which led me to remark that he was "the Steve Jeltz of actors." Immediately after I said this, that actor yelled "OHHHH NOOOO!" in a hilariously bad voice.

My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."

the Steve Jeltz of by C-Mills September 14, 2012

lil steve 

A guy named Steve who is shorter or smaller than other Steves around him. Usually compensates for lack of size with speaking volume, confidence, and hitting the gym more than most. Also, known to drink more alcohol than his body weight would suggest is possible.

Damn did you see Lil Steve hit that bench press? He's getting pretty big.
Yeah, but he'll always be Lil Steve to me

lil steve by justkickinit August 2, 2016

Sloppy Steve 

When you shove your hemorrhoid infested orange greasy asshole all over your best friend's face.

He was leaking to Axios, so he got Sloppy Steved.

Sloppy Steve by Steve Bannon's Bile April 24, 2018