Squirrel

The male version of a "bird-brain", described as an hyper-sexual and/or foolish man who operates primarily on sexual instinct, often characterized by low emotional intelligence and a lack of focus on anything but sexual activities. Much like the known animal, he is erratic, easily distracted by "shiny objects" (new partners), and participates in infidelity frequently; perpetually "chasing a nut" like an actual squirrel.

"Stop stressing over Johnathan, he’s a complete squirrel. The only thing he values is catching his next nut, loyalty isn’t within his vocabulary.”

Squirrel by ajwastaken April 28, 2026

frozen squirrel 

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.

-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."

frozen squirrel by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008

The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.

Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."

The Squirrel Farm by ziater September 4, 2008

to squirrel it 

To eat a large amount before you aren't going to be able to eat for a long time

Before going to the rock concert, one must remember to squirrel it so that they have enough energy to survive the night

to squirrel it by Carly Danger Wilson May 26, 2008

Skin Squirrel 

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.

Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.

Skin Squirrel by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008

Sky Squirrel 

A Sky Squirrel is very famous from living in the sky therefore is cousins of the Ground Squirrel. Everybody loves sky squirels

The sky Squirrel is amazing look at him sore!!!

Sky Squirrel by taytay :) May 2, 2010

Nesting Squirrel 

An American derogatory term for a Russian female. Can be used interchangeably with the term "homewrecker."

"Poor Joe, he seems really depressed."
"His girlfriend just left him. She was a nesting squirrel."

Nesting Squirrel by squirrel wrangler June 3, 2010