cop shows

TV shows aka series about police using science and computers to hunt criminals. Usually made by people outrageously ignorant of science or computers to the point of not even googling their shit, as proven by Cracked.com(caused by applectomy?).

Me and my brother were reading Cracked.com article titled "8 Scenes That Prove Hollywood Doesn't Get Technology".
I: Newer cop shows still can't get close to reality, I seen a corpse's closed eyes react to camera flash in The Wire, first shot of 2nd episode.
Brother: o_O Whyyyyyy?! Every lame half-noob can do flashes digitally for free in seconds.
I: Nothing like a baffling fail at faking a corpse in a cop show. :/

by Dhatzster May 13, 2011

Hot Tub Snow Monkey

The guy in the hot tub that, like the Hot Tub Meerkat, can't quite commit to sitting all the way down but, damnit, they are trying, resulting in an act that resembles the Japanese Snow Monkey.

I was heading to the hot tub when i spotted the Hot Tub Snow Monkey and decided it was too fucking weird, I think i'll hit the sauna.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Snow-felching

The act of transfering, from one mouth to another, sperm retrieved from a buggered anus.

"I saw him suck my jizz from inside her rump and begin snow-felching with Daniel"

by Hairy Bottom November 2, 2007

Alaskan Snow Pipe

A turd wrapped in clingfilm and then frozen, to be used as a penetrative sex toy on the ladies, alone or with company. Hard and cold on the way in, mushes and melts to size after a bit.

'ey Janet, just off to drop a kid at the pool, fancy an Alaskan snow pipe later?

by DP81 December 18, 2010

snow leopard

snow leopard is a common term used to describe an asian female with large breasts. The link is drawn via the rarity of each species. snow leopards are a particularly rare breed of leopard and similarly an asian female with large breasts is rare as most asian females tend to have smaller breasts.

the term was extended in early 2009 to a sub species the "hawaiian snow leopard" used to identify a eurasian girl with large breast, because as large breasts are more common amongst this species, as a species they are rarer than your standard leopard.

We should go to cho gao for a beer, there will be snow leopards galore there!

Her cans aren't big enough to be a snow leopard, she is just a regular leopard

i will not even talk to a girl unless she is a snow leopard

by Pure Rat March 23, 2009

snow cone

when you get a blowjob and ejaculate in her mouth and she keeps going letting it ooze down your shaft,then slurps it back up

when you get a blowjob and ejaculate in her mouth and she keeps going letting it ooze down your shaft,then slurps it back up i.e. snow cone

by sheamus96 April 22, 2009

Snow Angel

When a male climaxes into his own two cupped hands and blows the semen into his significant other's face.

Peter: So how was your night with Alisha?
David: Amazing. I totally made her a Snow Angel

Peter: Damn, lucky. Taylor would never let me do that to her.

by baefcukerotototot December 14, 2014