Swamp Searcher

Someone who TRIES to be a swamp slayer.
But always fails.

Swamp Searcher: Daaamn, look at that sexy ass swamp donkey, ima get with her!

Swamp Donkey: Uh, you sure ass hell aint!

by kannah December 2, 2009

Swamp Paw

The mucky condition of your dog's paws after a romp outside during foul weather.

Awe man, my shirt just got trashed by Rover's swamp paw.

by Bernissimo February 4, 2010

Saspy

Cranberry juice mixed with Apple cider vinegar poured over ice. There are different kinds depending on your tastes: light, medium and heavy.

Bob: Can I try a saspy?
Jerry: Sure! I'll give you a light since you've never had one before.
Sarah: Can I get one too? I think I'll try a heavy this time, since I'm getting use to the mediums now.

by A Skip-bo Club member March 17, 2010

Swamp Shoes

The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.

Mark has Swamp Shoes because he likes to jog with no socks on in his shoes.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 13, 2010

Swamp Donkey

An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.

This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.

by Here's your RISE September 6, 2010

Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 14, 2010

Swamp Donkey

A cum dumpster. Usually disgusting. Was previously hot before she became a huge slut that wears WAY TOO MUCH make up.

She was cute until she turned into a swamp donkey.

by TeddyW September 15, 2010