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scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious

The term "scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious" is the scientific term given to those who are diagnosed with severe late stage slay.

Symptoms include being gay, being feral, slaying in general and contagious yassification. The condition often spreads around local communities such as the marginalised group called "Omelette du Fromage" from which studies show that the condition had infected all inhabitants within only a month. In the worst cases, the condition can settle in its host within a minute. There are no cures nor ways to confine the condition. Scientists say run while you still can.
"I'm sorry, sir, but you've been diagnosed with the rare case of 4th stage scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious. I'm afraid we will have to execute you and bury each body part in a different country. Your will is overruled."
by avo_cahdo June 2, 2022
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Scoops

Diarrhea of the worst kind,

Non-stop runs
Oh, man I went out for Macdonalds last night, gave me the worst case of the scoops..
by Jamesalberta January 3, 2007
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Scoopiner

When you are in a public setting and you consciously decide to scoop your genitalia out of your trou. Sweat pants are best worn for such an occasion.
Kyle: "Check out dude scoopiner in the line up at McDicks!"

Ashley: "I bet he orders a hot apple McFuck pie!"
by Chris Carr December 24, 2008
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Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.
"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."
by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007
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scooperoonie

another term for 'thats the story' or 'thats the scoop'. often used at the tail end of telling an analogy or story
"and Mary, he left her with the baby and the million dollars, and that's the scooperoonie"
by chongo jones January 2, 2008
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Scoop Head

Description of one who's hair is flat on top, a then curls out on all sides. Looks like a scoop of ice cream.
Is it just me, or are more and more people becoming scoop heads.
by CCurtis January 31, 2008
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Skooph

It means almost anything. Most likly an insult or Adj.
Pronounced S-k-oo-f
You Fuckin Skooph! or Your so Skoophy!
by Tiabia April 9, 2008
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