Definitions by Jamesalberta

John-spawn 

Your mother being a prostitute

To be the son or daughter of a John

"What the hell would you know?, You're a f**king John-spawn"

John-spawn by Jamesalberta December 10, 2008

Scoops 

Diarrhea of the worst kind,

Non-stop runs

Oh, man I went out for Macdonalds last night, gave me the worst case of the scoops..

Scoops by Jamesalberta January 3, 2007