John-spawn

Your mother being a prostitute

To be the son or daughter of a John
"What the hell would you know?, You're a f**king John-spawn"
by Jamesalberta January 02, 2007
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Scoops

Diarrhea of the worst kind,

Non-stop runs
Oh, man I went out for Macdonalds last night, gave me the worst case of the scoops..
by Jamesalberta January 02, 2007
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