2 definition by Jamesalberta

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Your mother being a prostitute

To be the son or daughter of a John

"What the hell would you know?, You're a f**king John-spawn"

by Jamesalberta January 01, 2007

Diarrhea of the worst kind,

Non-stop runs

Oh, man I went out for Macdonalds last night, gave me the worst case of the scoops..

by Jamesalberta January 02, 2007