Manhattan Rodeo

A scenario which begins with a male being roofied by a female. In order for such an event to become a full fledged Manhattan Rodeo, the female in question must then position the male in question upon his back and proceed to have sexual intercourse with him by riding his fully erect penis. The imagery of such an act evokes a twisted image of a cowboy attempting to stay upon an angry bull. Unfortunately, this opportunistic cowgirl is going to stay on until the drugs wear off. The event is complete only when the roofies wear off and the male is in full grasp of his actions.

A Note from the Author Concerning Origin: In 1892, a Texan named Travis Muttonchops journeyed to New York City in order to sell some cattle and bed a hooker or three. After his business transactions were complete he went to the bar in his hotel. A rather attractive hussy named Wendy Wannaride straddled up next to the Texan and offered to buy him a drink. Never the one to refuse whiskey, Travis agreed. The drink, of course, was roofied and before he knew his whiskey had been tampered with, Travis was being dragged back to his room. He woke up several hours later to Wendy riding his penis. Travis, in dismay, is reported to have inadvertently said, "What is this? A goddamn Manhattan Rodeo?"

Modern Example:
TODD- "Oh my God Mike...I think that chick from the bar last night roofied me and then had sex with me..."
DILLON- "Sounds like a classic Manhattan Rodeo to me there Todd...

by Some Things January 25, 2011

andy roddick

the hottest tennis player around!!! ow ow!!!

Damn!!! Andy Roddick you're FINE!!!

by i_luv_thomas April 17, 2006

Rodgering

The act of inserting a rod-shaped appendage into an enclosed space, usually done repetetively.

Byron gave Sally a good rodgering after dinner as a thankful gesture for the delicious meal.

by MrRodgers July 1, 2010

Rodman Rebound

verb-

The act of unnecessarily throwing up one leg in an aggressive manner whilst jumping for a rebound in the game of basketball. The leg kick must be above the waist line to be considered a Rodman Rebound.

See: Dennis Rodman

Jameer: Nice Rodman Rebound Dwight!
Dwight: Thanks buddy!

by dtx3 April 19, 2009

rectum rodent

aka "lemmywinks" this little critter traverses the gut and intestines of "Mr. Slave."

The fate of the "rectum rodent" became obvious when Mr. Garrison removed the tube from Mr. Slave's ass.

by Will, Chad January 26, 2003

rods from god

One of the primary weapons used while orbitally bombing. Developed and used solely by HIMEOBS.

"A radar screen picked up a blip being deployed from orbital platform 23.2. Later developments confirmed that it was, in fact one of the legendary rods from god."

by Suu Kao May 8, 2007

Roddy Martini

Old school Michigan drink made famous by a previous Pro Detroit basketballer... guess who. It's a double Bacardi and diet Coke, with a Cherry on top.

You want less? Roddy Teeny or Roddy Tiny. Single Bacardi and Diet, with a Cherry in a rocks glass.

"Roddy Martini, on the tab please."

by siCks January 11, 2009