left right centre

left right centre is a game 2 boys play whilst walking behind 3 girls and you choose out of the 3 which has a nicer ass

johno: * 3 girls walking infront* oi david, left right centre?
david :hhmm left for sure, right and centre have no ass

by bullcrap51 April 9, 2017

you all right?

The question british people will always ask, and u will always think that u have to respond but no! It's just their beautiful way of greeting.

Dont answer to that.

- Hey mate, you all right?
- You all righ?

by ajldfknawerhfsodéigkna November 18, 2018

right cock rule

Physics definition for rotating objects: take out your cock. Point it in the direction of velocity. Your cock will point along the axis of rotation in the direction of the angular velocity vector.

Student: how do I find the direction of angular velocity?
Teacher: use the right cock rule.

by mikanerd001 November 16, 2020

Massachusetts Right of Way

A common method that Massachusetts drivers use when taking a right or left onto a road where they do not have the right of way. A driver will turn out and cut other people off. Instead of turning onto the main road and speeding up, they will pull out, realize they are cutting you off and then come to a complete stop while turning onto the main road, until the driver(s) they are cutting off stop to wave them on. It's one of the most infuriating and dangerous parts of driving in Massachusetts.

There was a small opening in traffic so I decided to use the Massachusetts right of way to make sure those drivers would let me turn onto the road.

by mom33 December 30, 2018

right in the fuckin balls

When you get someone right in the fuckin balls.

P1: *throws ball*
P2: you got me right in the fuckin balls!

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 17, 2021

Throw a right one

To have a tantrum.

Steve Irwin:I hope she's not gonna throw a right one, these guys get real moody sometimes.

by Scarlo-hara January 24, 2008

Right-sizing Expectations

When someone humbles tf outta you but you need to downplay the embarrassment.

When someone is being out of pocket and you have to reality check them.

P: I don't want to be intimate with Shrek, so weird of you to say.
C: Do I need to remind you that I've seen your tiktok?
P: That message was so humbling.
C: It wasn't meant to be humbling, it's just right-sizing expectations.

by cstat July 6, 2023