Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass

My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet

by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025

University of Puget Sound

A small liberal arts college situated in Tacoma, Washington. Referred to as UPS, Puget Sound, or The Puge by its students. Said students love insisting how they are all "So QuIrKy AnD dIfFeReNt" when in reality, they can all be categorized as:

1). Pretentious Bay Area snobs who couldn't get into University of Washington and love cosplaying poor whilst posing Instagram stories of their lavish spring breaks in Phuket.
2). White women (and some men) who flaunt how liberal and anti-racist they are, despite making some highly questionable/disconnected comments regarding people of color and getting offended if anyone where to dare point out their very obvious social privilege.
3). Men who delusionally think that feminism is a myth and consent is optional whilst wearing crop tops and pretending to be gay/bisexual for the sole purpose of sleeping with women.
4). Everybody else (people of color, trans people, disabled people, etc.) who got lured into coming to Puget Sound due to the so-called "progressive campus culture" and scholarships that will only be revoked within a couple of years.

The campus is notoriously cliquey; students are united by the common UPS culture of being nice to your face and gossiping behind your back. Social events are few and far between, especially if you don't like second-rate parties and excessive drinking. Greek Life is an entirely separate bubble from the rest of campus full of petty drama, social engineering, and cultish fervor.

The University of Puget Sound is a great school if you are rich, white, cisgender, and fully-abled!

I went to University of Puget Sound because they gave me a really good scholarship. Too bad they raised the cost of tuition so high that the scholarship doesn't even matter!

Here at the University of Puget Sound, we believe that SA survivors should get no support or justice whatsoever, because that requires us to make an effort for our students!

by InbhirNis July 6, 2025

Fishy Chinese Puppet

The act of fisting a fish, and then fisting someone with the fish, while still fisting the fish.

P1: Have you tried doing a Fishy Chinese Puppet?
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. August 2, 2025

West Virginia Hand Puppet

The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.

Bro, Sally is real freaky, she let me give her a West Virginia Hand Puppet last night.

by OG Tom November 10, 2025

Mississippi Mud Puppet

The sexual act of putting your penis in a woman's vagina then sticking your fist in her anus and stroking the penis with the fist. The opposite of a West Virginia Hand Puppet.

Sarah told me she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a Mississippi Mud Puppet.

by OG Tom November 10, 2025

Cincinnati Sock Puppet

An entertainment term for controlling disguise via unreal/dmx. Coming from the term sock puppet in which you shove your fist so far up d3s ass that you can control it like a sock puppet.

This is going to be a pain in the ass to control. Sounds like we need to give Fernando another Cincinnati sock puppet.

by George Eats December 17, 2025