Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick
John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro
by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021
 Get the Pre Nut Wisdommug.
Get the Pre Nut Wisdommug. when you want to take credit for something you already knew was done before you came up with it or claiming that someone (usually well known) stole your idea before you could get around to it.
"These people keep pre-stealing my ideas, using them, and making millions!"
"Anytime you hear someone say 'hey that's show business' keep in mind I created that"- me
"you mean a phrase i've heard all my life and I'm 15 years older than you?"- boss
"yeah, they pre-stole that from me"
"I had this really great idea for a story about two teenagers that fall in love but their families hate one another and it ended tragically but then I found Shakespeare pre-stole my idea"
"Anytime you hear someone say 'hey that's show business' keep in mind I created that"- me
"you mean a phrase i've heard all my life and I'm 15 years older than you?"- boss
"yeah, they pre-stole that from me"
"I had this really great idea for a story about two teenagers that fall in love but their families hate one another and it ended tragically but then I found Shakespeare pre-stole my idea"
by Michael Goulis April 27, 2008
 Get the pre-stealmug.
Get the pre-stealmug. by ravilka February 27, 2025
 Get the pre-brokemug.
Get the pre-brokemug. The before or past tense of pegging.
by OG Giggleshitter  December 22, 2024
 Get the Pre-Pegmug.
Get the Pre-Pegmug. The act of getting yourself ready before masturbating. i.e. watching porn 30+ minutes before masturbating
Guy 1: "Alright guys I gotta go, im finna go pre-game."
Guy 2: "wait, you're going to party?"
Guy 1: "no i plan on masturbating tonight but first i wanna get myself ready."
Guy 2: "wait, you're going to party?"
Guy 1: "no i plan on masturbating tonight but first i wanna get myself ready."
by Tay5117 September 4, 2017
 Get the Pre-Gamemug.
Get the Pre-Gamemug. by Professor cockybuch December 24, 2019
 Get the Pre-humanmug.
Get the Pre-humanmug. by Wundybro May 6, 2025
 Get the Premug.
Get the Premug.