Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

pre-steal

when you want to take credit for something you already knew was done before you came up with it or claiming that someone (usually well known) stole your idea before you could get around to it.

"These people keep pre-stealing my ideas, using them, and making millions!"

"Anytime you hear someone say 'hey that's show business' keep in mind I created that"- me
"you mean a phrase i've heard all my life and I'm 15 years older than you?"- boss
"yeah, they pre-stole that from me"

"I had this really great idea for a story about two teenagers that fall in love but their families hate one another and it ended tragically but then I found Shakespeare pre-stole my idea"

by Michael Goulis April 27, 2008

pre-broke

it means you are about go to 9-5

pre-broke it means you are about go to 9-5

by ravilka February 27, 2025

Pre-Peg

The before or past tense of pegging.

“Up for a pre-peg” - J.Ross

by OG Giggleshitter December 22, 2024

Pre-Game

The act of getting yourself ready before masturbating. i.e. watching porn 30+ minutes before masturbating

Guy 1: "Alright guys I gotta go, im finna go pre-game."
Guy 2: "wait, you're going to party?"
Guy 1: "no i plan on masturbating tonight but first i wanna get myself ready."

by Tay5117 September 4, 2017

Pre-human

They are furries before evolving into a human

Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans

by Professor cockybuch December 24, 2019

Pre

Pre is short for “preciate it”. Often used to say thanks

*passes friend a joint. Friend: Pre

by Wundybro May 6, 2025