postcard from paris

Something thats never as good as the real thing
Something or someone that looks good on paper but you find out its nowhere close to as good as it seemed

Women 1 : so did you go out with that hot guy you met the other night ?

Women 2: yeah but it sucked , he was totally a postcard from paris.

by jadedlilly March 14, 2014

fly you to paris

To give oral sex to a woman really good

you want great oral sex let me fly you to paris

by Potjuice January 8, 2015

Re enter Paris

To finish the job you started.

When Donny realized he wouldn't see Paris for a while he felt bad for pulling out. It was then he decided to re enter Paris and finish the job.

by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017

plaster of Paris

An old-fashioned bandage made in the French capital.

I am allergic to a lot of the chemicals used in modern band-aids, so I prefer to bandage a minor cut with a plaster of Paris.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Taken to Paris

Fisting a guy with his balls in the same hand.

He was bent over and vulnerable, so he got taken to Paris.

by HardlyYardley May 9, 2021

Julia Sariah Paras

Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.

Someone who only talks to you when they need something.

Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.

Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.

Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.

Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.

Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.

Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.

Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.

Julia Sariah Paras fake friend alert

by bobbyekbularak June 7, 2021

going to paris

when cracktivities need to leave the gc

“that’s weird... cracktivies are going to paris now”

by ayup ayup June 21, 2021