no pants mcgowan

A DUI while driving with no pants.

Make sure you don’t have too much to drink so you don’t get a no pants mcgowan.

by Ann Enigma February 19, 2022

Kashi Pants

Kashi Pants is the occasional condition where an individual has an uncontrollable bowel movement as a result of eating Kashi Go Lean cereal.

Today at work I had Kashi Pants just one hour after eating a small bowl of Kashi Go Lean cereal. I didn't make it to the bathroom in time so I had to go home and change my pants.

by The Cruncher August 12, 2018

January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

by The punster January 16, 2015

Steamy pants

When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.

I'd love to get into her steamy pants

or

He should go change his steamy pants

by CapitateEdd February 4, 2012

blowjob pants

Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.

Can also include pants with dirty knees.

Person: do you like these pants

Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.

Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.

by mohawk hoe May 7, 2019

Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.

"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"

by fireninja83 June 21, 2016

cameltoga pants

Spandex workout pants worn by women worn too tightly which unwittingly reveals the outline of their female genetalia

Check out the chick in the Stabucks line wearing the cameltoga pants. I think I'll have some cream with my coffee today

by Mickey Shingles July 25, 2015