ill-packed kebab

A slang term for a vagina

John poked an ill-packed kebab last night

by Larrson February 21, 2011

Assult Pack

A backpack used to assult, deface, or TP someones house, car or property.

Little Toast, Little Pants and Little Tit Face got the TP out of my Assult Pack and began to destroy the Pizza Monsters place of dwelling.

by LittlePeanut August 4, 2007

pack socks

This means you're always prepared. You roll ready for whatever.

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go to the club, but you didn't bring your I.D.
Guy 2: Yo, you know I pack socks. (I.e., I'm always prepared.)

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go down to the lake and swim, but you don't have any swimming trunks.
Guy 2: Yo, I pack socks. (I.e., my trunks are in the car.)

by Teedubbs July 4, 2009

wolf pack

a group of people usually three, consisting of a mix if girls and boys. Who are bestest friends but are all very different. They always have each others backs even when one decides to call the other a 'waffle head'. Its always pureeeeee banta between the pack and always jokes.

e.g - how did u get paint all over your face?

ahhh wolf pack tings,

by honkhonkhonky. June 9, 2011

ass-packing

When your suitcase is so full you have to sit on it to close it.

When I went on my trip, I was so excited I was ass-packing my suitcase.

by CeIIophane May 26, 2016

dead pack

When the weeds dead

Me:I'm smoking on some banging ammy, what you smoking on g

Friend: im just smoking on something I got out of town it's homie

Me: we can't be dealing with that dead pack weed should of come to your boy

by Mrdeee April 10, 2017

vacuum-packed cows

A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.

Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005