A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.
Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024
Get the Mountain Footballmug. When you fire your load inside your misses and then she laughs and fanny farts it all back out at you
by Discgolf1 February 17, 2020
Get the SPLASHBACK MOUNTAINmug. by Nickybear500 September 18, 2012
Get the Love Mountainsmug. A town that is a complete shit hole. Usually made of poor trailer trash shitty fucks. The people of a mountain brooke often claim to be from the Promised Land.
by dissipator January 2, 2014
Get the mountain brookemug. A North American nation in the timeline of the famous novel The Man In the High Castle where the Axis Powers won World War II. It acts as a buffer state between the two vicious superpowers of the world: Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. It is also known as the Rockies, the RMS, or the Neutral Zone.
Hey man, I'm visiting my grandparents over in the Rocky Mountain States this weekend. Wanna come with me?
by PBJelly6 November 17, 2024
Get the Rocky Mountain Statesmug. Prior to going clubbing you shove at minimum four ice cubes up your ass in order to stay cool while dancing.
Tom was able to dance for hours and hours on New Year's eve because he pulled off a successful rocky mountain Tumbler.
by Twansolo96 January 1, 2017
Get the Rocky mountain Tumblermug. A sex pose that involves the pussy wielder to perform the cowgirl position while the legs are wrapped around the waist of the target, and the target performs jumping jacks in rhythm in order to maximize the eclectic force.
"We need to hold a Mountain hook stand-off to settle this"
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
"No way John and Susan managed to perform the Mountain cliff for 2 minutes and 34 seconds! That is inspiring..."
by RumpyDumpy took a ThumpyThumpy January 25, 2025
Get the Mountain Hookmug.