Lobs to TL

When an attractive photo is posted on twitter and someone finds it attractive, they quote RT it and share it to their timeline or "lob it to their TL"

girl: *posts selfie on twitter*

dude: damn she's hot *quote RTs with "lobs to tl" at the end*

by outCHEA May 28, 2014

rock lobster

what retarded people think is just a song by the B-52's. It's a boner!

I will fuck you with my rock lobster.

by BettaThanYou May 12, 2008

LOBWS

Lying On Bed Watching Simpsons. A more descriptive form of "AFK" used in one particular situation.

Guy 1: OK I'm going now
Guy 2: Going where?
Guy 1: LOBWS
Guy 2: Oh, ok.

by Lord Awesomeguy January 1, 2007

Lobster Volleyball

When the players on a volleyball team get so into the game that they turn red like lobsters.

*Watching volleyball game* "Dude is that gleek???" "Hehe Lobster Volleyball" "The more he plays, the redder he gets!" "He's a human lobster!"

by Bradley Countay October 7, 2010

Lobotomized

Ouch!

He was lobotomized. He didn't get a refund

by Suklaa September 1, 2019

Colon Lobster

1.Its Like Crabs But In Ur Ass.
2.Its what u get after letting a gay guy put a gerbil in ur ass.
3.ur mom

Omg David you are such a Colon lobster!

by Ass goblin 420 August 22, 2009

Lobby

A girl, or person, who is extremely red cheeked when they are embarrassed, flustered, angry, sad or exercising.

"Wow, look at how lobby her face is"
"That's the lobbiest girl I've ever seen"

by meegss September 20, 2009