15th July

A day when a very sexy child named Jagrit was born and that makes him the most important.

“It’s the 15th July”

“The day Jagrit was born?!”

by Unborn legend November 22, 2021

July 30th

National best day of the world

Man 1: Yooo! It’s July 30th!
Man 2: I can’t wait for my good luck today!

by Matilda g May 10, 2021

July 28

The day where the most annoying people in the world are born

Friend 1: Did you know capers was born on July 28
Friend 2: that makes more sense

by Mollysoccer6 November 4, 2019

July 2 2008

This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.

Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?

Why?

You were born July 2 2008 right?

by Dundunsuuuun November 6, 2019

1st of July 2020

1st of July 2020 ; is the day the kids took the power back.

In far north Queensland, on the 1st of July 2020, there were 4 boys who.s actions took the power back from the church.

by Bryn Benn July 17, 2020

july 8th 2022

the day howie mandel posted his friend's prolapsed asshole onto tik tok

do not look up what howie mandel posted on july 8th 2022 im not kidding please dont i know you curious stay curious i cannot stress this enough please listen to me

by yeetyboi230 July 9, 2022

Fourth of July Blumpkin

The art of a female or male preforming oral sex upon a male recipient whilst he suffers from the explosive results of a Taco Bell 12-pack.

Person 1: Did you here how fucking disgusting Stacy is?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she gave Scotty a Fourth of July Blumpkin.
Person 1: Didn’t he have Taco Bell before it or some shit?
Person 2: Yeah, haha she’s a dirty bitch

by Logan Lawson December 19, 2018