January 3 

Slap your friends ass today for No Reason.

Because you are born on January 3

Ow why are you slapping my ass u idiot

Because its January 3

January 3 by Stranger you dont know November 23, 2021

January 15

People born on this day like to play victim and are often depressed and hungry. They’re fun sometimes and other times ruin others days . Great manipulators

Oh he’s he’s acting like you’re the problem when it’s him? He must be a Capricorn, most likely born on January 15

January 15 by Don’t play victim November 23, 2021

January 19 

if your were born in January 19 you are the SMARTEST person walking the planet rn everyone else is dipshit

Omg look its that girl that was born on January 19! She's going to be our valedictorian this year!

January 19 by iiqquayy December 2, 2021

January 5

hypothetical your bf day lmao just do it then

January 5: Damn she would hypothetical me right now

January 5 by erogjofngjdlniwef December 21, 2021

January 5

National kissing day

“Hey, it’s January 5th! Come kiss me!”
“Why?”

“Because on January 5th it’s National kissing day!”

January 5 by anonymous December 23, 2021

January 1 

In new year if you
-text
-have a crush a your boyfriend/girlfriend

-in your room 24/
-study
-always on your phone
Other.

January 1

January 1 by anonymous December 30, 2021

January 1 

National kiss your boyfriend day. Tell him that you love him more than he knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with him.

Friend: Do you know what day it is!!

Me: No what day is it?!

Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your boyfriend day!!

January 1 by .-.fuck you December 31, 2021