Goose Profanity

A lighthearted, goose-inspired form of cursing that substitutes traditional expletives with bird-themed wordplay. Commonly used to humorously express frustration, surprise, or sass without actual profanity.

Quack you, you son of a duck!
What the honk is going on?
Stop flapping around and get to work!
You feather-plucking fool!
What's with the goose profanity? For quack sake!

by HTIL January 6, 2025

Loose Goose

Adj. + Noun A term to describe someone who is so loose that it is no longer comprehensible as to how loose they actually are.

Gary Strudel: Hey Matao! Guess What?
Matao Froond: I'm a loose goose?
Mike Flucker: Yeah you are you loose goose!

by NetherRealm February 21, 2017

Goosing parkade in water

A ducking building on fire

“I ran through a ducking building on fire I’m not a coward and you’re a bitch sophia”
“Yeah okay carter, and I walked through a goosing parkade in water”

by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019

silly goose

Tyler

Tyler is a silly goose who has had to many chances

by bde69420 November 28, 2021

silly goose

someone characterized by their lack of decision making skills

"I can't decide what to choose"

"You're such a silly goose"

by sshhuusshh March 25, 2020

Goose

A legend of the art in throwing partys, boozing, smoking weed, growing weed, and a mastermind of being a G

Guy 1: “Who’s that?”

Guy 2: “That’s the fucking man bro! That guys so cool!”

Guy 3: “Ya they call him Goose”

All: “Steez”

by Racecar backwards is racecaR November 23, 2021

Silly Goose

A woman who flirts with you but then looses interest and rejects you once you catch feelings.

Connor: Bro, how is Lizzie doing?
Mark: No idea, she stopped snapping me. She is such a silly goose!

by SpicyTriangle July 28, 2022