Glass

Glass is a terrible thing that has been me because when it breaks it shatters and when it shatters it turns into tiny pieces and win you were no shoes in your house for the past three months and think the glasses God you cut yourself or one of those tiny pieces of glass

I cut my foot on glass.glass is so annoying

by anonymous March 21, 2021

Safety Glass

the 'money shot', ejaculation

ZOMG! The doggie just safety glassed all over the groomer's face... luckily the on-lookers were spared.

by Capn' Poot Poot September 8, 2011

no soul glasses

When you wear sunglasses that blocks people from seeing your eyes and soul in public areas they can't see where you are looking, or if you are looking at them

Dang she is wearing her no soul glasses

by Sfn June 30, 2016

sebastian glasses

For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit

A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf

by y0u’r3_b1in6 December 20, 2021

class in a glass

Coventry / UK slang for a lady who you find classy after you have drink many glasses of alcohol—aka beer goggles in the US.

Wow, have you seen this bird I’m talking to? Mate, she is class in a glass!

by Jcko2964 March 17, 2024

cooling glasses

Meaning: A modern term for eyeglasses or sunglasses, implying they are used to cool or soothe the eyes, often from the glare of the sun.

"The 21st-century gentleman raised his cooling glasses to get a better look at the car approaching down the sun-drenched road."

by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025

Smaug in a glass

The act of farting in someone's drink, so they get a whiff of your ass as they take a sip, and even taste it!
Usually performed when the victim isn't looking.

She was rude to my mother, so I served her some smaug in a glass.

by PaultheBrave May 30, 2023