What are people that put milk first

Very weird.They don’t have brains.

Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)

by Cereal first April 23, 2021

first beach

The main public beach in Newport RI that is infamous for it's red seaweed. Locals steer clear from this beach and go to the private beaches like hazards and gooseberry instead. If they want the big beach experience, they go to Second Beach or Gansett instead.

Dude i picked up Megan and Kaylee after they had hockey practice and their bags made my car smell like first beach.

by fucklasalle April 24, 2021

Others-First Paradox

In the arrow paradox, Zeno states that for motion to occur, an object must change the position which it occupies. He gives an example of an arrow in flight. He states that in any one (duration-less) instant of time, the arrow is neither moving to where it is, nor to where it is not.15 It cannot move to where it is not, because no time elapses for it to move there; it cannot move to where it is, because it is already there. In other words, at every instant of time there is no motion occurring. If everything is motionless at every instant, and time is entirely composed of instants, then motion is impossible.

Whereas the first two others-first paradoxes divide space, this paradox starts by dividing time—and not into segments, but into points.

by Others-First Paradox April 26, 2021

its not stealing if he did it first

when someone steals your content so you steal theirs back so its equal and not stealing

pyro: rule 1 of youtube: No one should copy. Its a shameless thing to do and you have no spine......Thats why im stealing this video idea from NFKRZ

*fast forward*
pyro: NFKRZ yoink my thumbnail talking about MrBeast Clones so im just gonna yoink that back ok? Its not stealing if he did it first

by Sebby294 May 2, 2021

First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.

Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."

by Usermin November 6, 2012

First Law of reddit

reddit>sleep.

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?

by AnonIthink September 7, 2013

first junction wonder

the act of starting a non-competitive cycling event from the first junction after the race has started in order to avoid the sometimes extortionate entry fees

That bai just pulled a first junction wonder, what a scumbag!
Lets frown and be resentful in his general direction

by dsm83 June 20, 2011