chariot faced

When a person gets ridiculously out of control and starts breaking things usually while "rocking out" (in reference to the band The Chariot)

Dude! Did you see Kevin plays drums last night? He got straight chariot faced!

by Kevin Laster June 23, 2008

the fahey

the common euphemism for the fucking irish leprechaun of the group who only wishes he was as cool as the oddo and refers to himself as BE FAY!!! (the slogan he uses to convert people who are cool to his cumsucking religion of faheyism). The desperate youth who makes life soooo fucking akward around bitches who he only wish he could , bangs multiple men, and enjoys parading around in a mickey mouse outfit and performing the dirty sanchez with multiple pregant transvestite men-children. Despite his disgusting motherfucking eating habits which include mass amounts of twinkies filled with Redmond jizz, he is bulemic and has the waist size of a poor african fetus. It is the duty of every citizen of the earth to rid ourselves of the fahey, faheys, faheyfags and his terrible spawn before they rape us all

the fahey, b fay, faheyism, buttbuddy No. 21, satans gay brother, the boy who took it from pedophiles willingy

by i banged yer ma January 23, 2009

open faced boss sandwich

Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.

I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.

by Airloven February 22, 2009

Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.

Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."

by H4MM3R December 28, 2008

Peasant-faced

To have a face that is ugly and resembles that of a person in the lower class.

I could tell that girl was from the slums, she is so peasant-faced.

by Master Excederin July 13, 2009

funny faced

the state of being so inebriated that everything seems funny as shit

During the day: Jim- Hey mike, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Mike- A lickolotopus dude, thats such an old joke
That night after comsuming large amounts of grandpa's old cough medicine: Jim- Hey, hey mike, g-guess what you call a dinosaur lesbian?
Mike- What dude?!?!
Jim: A fucking lickolotopus dude!!!!
Both:hahahahahahahahhahaha
Random Guy observing situation: They're so funny faced right now...

by ll cool j X September 23, 2009

shift-faced

Riding motorcycles or quads around completely wasted. term comes from a brand of riding gear called Shift.

lets drink before we go riding, i want to go out shift-faced

by Papacav May 14, 2010