Fart Fact 8

Farts are explosive, not just the way they come out of your arse, but two of the gases in farts are inflammable. Methane and hydrogen, are inflammable, which is what makes it possible to cause a small explosion if you hold a lighter up to your rear end when you fart. It’s not a good idea though, we’ve all heard the story about the kid who farted at the candles on his birthday cake and ended up in hospital with a badly burned backside so don’t do it.

“Have you heard Malcolm’s had to go to hospital after setting light to his fart.”
“Fart fact 8, though I’m surprised with the amount of gas he produces he didn’t end up in orbit.”

by AKACroatalin October 28, 2019

Fart Fact 11

This is a fact unlike most of the stuff submitted by brain dead retards. Because of the food they eat vegetarians fart more than non-vegetarians! Apparently, it's because much of the food they eat, particularly beans and soya based products, carbohydrates made of molecules that are too large to be absorbed in our small intestine during digestion so they pass into the large intestine still intact. This leads to an increase in certain bacteria in the lower intestine needed to break down these carbohydrates which produces large amounts of hydrogen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide gas. So the next time a vegetarian tells you to stop eating meat to lower your carbon footprint, tell them to stop farting and set an example.

“Kim farts more than Malcolm!”
“It’s because she’s a vegetarian, fart fact 11.”

by AKACroatalin October 30, 2019

Chad Facts

The art of randomly representing complete lies as the truth in a casual conversation with absolutely no purpose or benefit to anyone.

Person1: Hey guys. What's for lunch today?
Chad: Did you guys know there is only 1 KFC in Summit County?
Person1: STFU Chad
#Chad Facts

by ChadLies November 6, 2019

slime factor

The aggregate of drip and swag represented as a single quantity. The embodiment of a person, object, or idea's internal slime.

Fellow slime: "Slime factor so exorbitant I cannot discern any hue save for green!"

by Slime Zone December 15, 2019

Byron facts

Byron facts are irrelevant, and even boastful, facts that someone shares about the natural environment around them. These facts are solely shared to brag about one's knowledge on a completely useless topic such as nature, and are infurating for the people who have to listen to them. These facts are commonly seem shared by people who are named Byron... with exceptions of course.

On a school trip to cairns, while on a rainforest walk, a nature nerd student named Byron would not stop sharing useless byron facts about each of the species of flora and fauna they walked past.

by A trust worthy source ;) May 1, 2022

Sally Face

A teen (or adult) who wears a prosthetic face mask to hide his scars, Sally Face is a sweet boy with a kind heart and blue pigtails, as an adult, he will wear his hair down. We do not deserve this angelic boy <3.

Larry: Hey Sal!

Sally Face: Hey Larry

Larry: Wanna listen to Sanity Falls with me?

Sally Face: Hell yeah!

by Holly Bowers November 16, 2022

North Sea Facial

An exfoliating treatment provided by small hailstones driven by 60+ mph winds. Typically experienced on oil rigs and platforms in the North Sea, between Norway and the United Kingdom

The wind was blowing 75 knots today, and it was hailing, so I got a North Sea Facial on the way to the drill floor.

by vaeren January 26, 2008