dong wrinkles

The stretch marks around the mouth of a major cocksucker

That girl has a major case of dong wrinkles.

by Deepwaterbear June 11, 2019

Funky Dong

When someones dick is funky.

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"

by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023

Dong suey chow

Dong suey chow is an Asian noodle dish. It is a classic Maxism often used as a sexual reference to getting your "noodle" slurped by an Asian woman.

Max: I just got a dong suey chow at the local rub and tug.This day is well on its way.
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!

by Lunchboxmaster March 11, 2017

Dong Rule

If you lose to a donkey kong when you are donky kong in Smash, you can never use donkey kong again.

The dong rule is the dong rule, I will never use donkey kong again.

by Wonzly January 15, 2022

double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

by Analnuke April 15, 2018

backward dong spank

When a man backs up to a female naked (butt to butt) and they both bend forward with legs slightly spread apart and he bends his penis until it slaps spanks her pussy repeatedly.

Was thinking about you and doing the backward dong spank.

by Trixie9 February 25, 2020

dong-shui

The art of attaining harmony and proper balance in the execution of a difficult sexual position, most specifically as it relates to male performance.

My partner and I were examining the latest Cosmo position suggestion in detail, and found that the dong-shui was rather poor as the athletic requirement borrowed too greatly from my other cardiovascular need.

by Metalman007 December 4, 2012