Ohju Disease

The uncontrollable need/urge to showoff/flex one's belongings.

A: I just bought a new watch, it was $60
B: Hey, I got a new watch too. It was JUST $600
B: Also, the underwear I'm wearing are like, $60 each.
B: I should get some pricier ones, these were kind of cheap.
C: Oh no, this guy has the Ohju Disease.

by Ohju1 September 25, 2019

Piers Anthony Disease

A literature phenomenon in which the first book of a series does so well, and may even be considered a classic, that subsequent books in the series become staggeringly formulaic, to the point where the only difference between it and the last one are maybe location, names of characters, and point in time the story takes place in.

Named for Piers Anthony, author of the Xanth series, one of the most notable instances of this phenomenon.

"I really liked Frank Herbert's "Dune". It was honestly a well written story, its just that his other books got quite... similar afterwards. Same general plot, message, almost everything but the names."

"Ah, so he contracted Piers Anthony Disease?"

"I'm afraid so..."

by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019

Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

John: Of course, I don't like her! I have lots of other girlfriends.. and I will not get emotionally attached to one girl, I don't do that!
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

by L. Sosiska September 3, 2019

The rasmus disease

An interracial example of a human being, both rat and human at the same time. If you have the disease of rasmus, you tend to fake your addiction of the swedish product snus. The rasmus disease is an even worse example of sveinsexualism

Simon: *comes to hospital with rasmus disease*
Hospital: *evacuates*

"Motherfucker look at your nose home boy! you must have the rasmus disease!"

by Thomdinho April 2, 2018

North Korean Bum Disease

This is when your bum swells up really badly and can cause huge pain. Its caught from smelling the farts of someone who already has North Korean Bum Disease. Can be treated with around 2 years of bum supplements.

Went to North Korea for a quick fuck, hope I don't catch North Korean Bum Disease.

by BumDisease101 May 22, 2018

Iraqi Butt Disease

Severe Diarrhea that can also come with extreme nausea, shivers, and fatigue.

My buddy can't come tonight he's got that Iraqi butt disease.

by Joseph Beef December 29, 2017

squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you

I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease

by Dasez September 17, 2017