goth cross owner

a cool person with cool music taste and madly in love with their bf

Im a goth cross owner

by keiejwj February 04, 2023

cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 05, 2022

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 08, 2024

criss crossed

the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same

last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed

by gooperman May 26, 2024

Limit the cross

Only legendary Pakistani people whom I don't know speak this and he is definitely not a cricketer.

Girlfriend: I'm pregnant
Boyfriend: you have limit the cross
*Goes to buy milk*

by Limit crosser January 21, 2023

cross-like

When someone "likes" your comment on Facebook, writes a response and you feel obligated to "like" his response in return even if it's shite.

I wrote a great piece on Facebook page and some dullard "liked" it but came back with a moronic platitude. But, my Catholic guilt forced me to cross-like his response.

by latefordinner April 27, 2018

Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 02, 2019