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Sonoma County

The Wine Country

If someone says Napa county is the wine country. They are wrong. Simply because Sonoma County has More wine, and most of the wine is better.

Also a very expensive place to live, and on top of that a lot of people who live there spend more money on wine per year than many peoples annual income.
P1, Ever been to the Wine country?
P2, You mean Napa? Yes I have been there.
P1, Pshht Napa is nothing compared to Sonoma county
by Connorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr July 24, 2007
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Country Cruzin

When you drive around the country side drinkin and drivin because you have no where to chill and drink legaly.
All the females in brazzle dazzle go country cruzin because they are 16 but still do-able.
by Coby March 1, 2003
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Counter Birth

when you are put back into a vagina, the person who does this is a counter birther.
bradderz: "wow, look at steve's mum she's got well fat.
cam: "yeah she just counter birthed jeff."
bradderz: "unlucky, i wouldn't want to be up there."
by Samwise -_- April 24, 2009
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Counterfeit Onion Rings

Also know as Funions. Although delicious they leave you feeling empty inside.
Guy1: Damn these counterfeit onion rings are tasty!
Guy2: Yeah but they make me feel empty...
Guy1: Whatever just hand me the bag!
by Shaado November 14, 2010
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Counter Blox

A GAME LIKE CS GO BUT IN ROBLOX. (CS GO COPY BASICLY) U CAN ALSO SAY CBRO
I SUCK AT CS GO SO IM GOING TO PLAY Counter Blox.
by FAKING STUPID NOOB November 3, 2020
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sweet country lovin'

A term used to describe sexual intercourse by country-western singers or countrymen when in their loneliest mindset.
I'm so depressed that my woman left me, I just want me some sweet country lovin'.
by Warren E. Rodfled August 20, 2006
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Guyger Counter

Similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.
Two guys at a bar:

Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight

Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter

Guy One: What about the redhead?

Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend

Guy One: The blonde?

Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19

Guy One: Short skirt?

Guy Two: Jealousy issues.

Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.

Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.
by McGuyger January 8, 2010
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