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Salem State College 

A College where there's nothing to do on the weekends, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am. Hot Girls? yeah only a few but are hard to get into bed (need a lot more than booze). "Meh" girls? plenty... but only use if you need a vagina desperately... you've been warned.
Salem State College... home of desperate "meh" girls, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am... come on down!

Anna Maria College

A small Catholic college located in Paxton Massachusetts. It is said that the campus is haunted by many people who have lived on campus. The food, although surprisingly catered by Aramark the sole provider of food for the Red Sox, is the worst around for any college menu. Thursday nights are the most livliest nights for this small suburban college, as 90% of the campus gets intoxicated. Usually people go to other nearby schools, for example WPI,UMASS, or Worc. St. to party once they get sick of AMC.
Anna Maria College is like a highschool all over again.

Babson College 

Business school ranked #1 in the country for entrepreneurship...average SAT of incoming frosh is 1252...like Bentley College, BMWs and Audis are a common sight; kids come from money; Unfortunately, the sports teams are D3 and suck a lot. Graduates get good jobs working in investment banking or for big4/consulting firms.
Since I'm looking to start my own business someday, I'm gonna apply to Babson College.
Babson College by James Tarbox December 22, 2005

Middlebury College

A liberal arts college founded in 1800 and located in Middlebury, Vermont. Like the other 10 NESCACs, it is a great place to get an education. The college is especially renowned for its language, environmental studies and international studies programs, though psychology and economics are among its most popular majors.

The school has a new library, a giant science hall built in 1999 and expansive arts and athletics facilities among other buildings on campus. The White Mountains border the campus to the west, and the Green Mountains (where the college's alpine and cross-country skiing facilities are located) to the east. The town of Middlebury has around 9,000 inhabitants and lots of small shops.

Students arrive here with a diverse array of achievements, but they recognize that every Midd Kid around them is pretty darn smart as well, and thus are not pretentious or boastful in general. When not studying, they enjoy both drinking and playing in the snow. Skiing is a popular activity.

Middlebury isn’t perfect, of course. Racism and anti-homosexual sentiments do exist among some. Still, those who attend this college should be thankful for the wonderful people, facilities and resources around them.

Instead of listening to arguments among students as to which liberal arts school is "Number one," high school seniors should research their options to decide which school is #1 for them. About half of the class of 2013 applied early decision; apparently, they did just that.
"Tom, I hear you applied somewhere early decision. Did you know that Middlebury is one of the top colleges in the country? I know this because I read U.S. News."

"That's cool, Mr. Plummer, but so is Williams, which I chose because of its awesome tutorial programs and the number of Rhodes Scholars it has graduated."
"Sounds like you've done your research, Tom!"

"You go to Middlebury College? That school isn't even in the top 10 of the U.S. News rankings!"

"Way to use outdated statistics. Anyway, considering that I'm a language major who loves to ski, attending a school with a famous language program and its own ski hill seemed like a pretty good choice."
"Wait, you mean college rankings have changed in the last five years?"

Junior College

Bob: man, I go to a Junior College, I feel like I'm in High School: Part 2

Rob: I know man, but its soooo easy!!

Bob: yea, Junior College is easy!
Junior College by salsa9417 September 9, 2008

Castleton State College

A small college in Southern Vermont with a moderately nice campus, but nothing to actually make it stand out. 90% of the student population are drunks, and 99% of the student population are self obsessed, preppie wiggers.

The teachers are nice, however, and seem to actually and genuinely give a shit about the students. (This is not recognized by the wigger population, because they are generally too drunk to care, and always too self obsessed to consider anyone who doesn't bow down and lick the shit out of their ass a good person.)
Man: Castleton State College? Fuck that shit.
Man 2: Fuck YOU wigger ass preppie fucker.