emotionally close

The aspect of a personal or professional relationship (particularly in government office) between a senior man and a younger woman that includes, but is not limited to, fellatio.

"We were emotionally close" - Bill Clinton (Forty-Second President of the United States, 1998)

by Rich Jackson February 16, 2007

closetmonkey

a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at HIDES IN THE CLOSET if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her

*straight*:what the fuck are u doing <put name here> can i come in?(<only for GIRLS!)
*gay*wanna come in (for girl)wanna come in(guy)
*straight*yes(girl)nowaht the fuck are u doing get out of my house!(guy)

by zippo man November 6, 2004

closet trick

when you watch 2 or more people have sex undetected in the closet or closest similar place (e.g. - behind a chair, etc.). To take it one step further, include a meal for youorself, like Taco Bell soft tacos out of their wrapper. Eating is very satisfying while getting away with this perve maneuver.

Once I watched my boy tag his chick while I hid in the close to fohis room and ate Taco Bell during the whole thing....She never knew we pulled a closet trick!!

by broker85032 August 29, 2006

close to the wind

when one farts and can smell the brown bomb lurking in the back passage,

'that stinks' said jonny 'can you smell that i'm sailing close to the wind, any closer i would have touched cloth'

by McBoyd August 5, 2007

Close it

When your making something official, as in a decision, deal, or romantic partnership.

Friend1: Are you going to finally ask Spencer out tonight?
Friend2: I don't know dude...
Friend1: Just close it, already!

by Jooleee October 31, 2016

Clodes

A nude photo where you are fully dressed and without sexual or explicit imagery

Girl: Don't send me nudes!
Boy: Why don't we send clodes instead?

by SRogers12 December 30, 2016

Creepy Close

when someone either knowingly or not invades personal space while conversing or in a confined space.

Judge Rhinehold being a close talker was always standing creepy close to Jerry Seinfeld.

by Tobb January 20, 2004