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Bird dog

The act of watching or staring at a worker as they perform a job. Is often preformed by the foreman, supervisor, or anyone in a position of power. A totally unjust act that doesn’t actually help the job along, and just irritates and pisses off the workers
Look at Andy over there bird doggin the guys. What a fucking douche.

Andy would sit and bird dog the guys, even though the job was on schedule just to be a dick.
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
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Cough Bird

A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!

The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.

Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.

Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!
by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020
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Bird Curtains

When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .
Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.
by The Toe Truck May 12, 2022
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Bird surfing

smoking marijuana and/or smoking a cigarette while riding in a car with the windows open.
"Dude, a couple of friends and I went bird surfing last night and it was nice!"
by hola_anal March 28, 2012
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annoying bird

An insult to call someone if they are annoying you
Dad! You're such an annoying bird!
by BabbleBoy January 28, 2023
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Baby Bird

A combination of baby bird feeding and bukkake. Everyone tries to nut before the other into the middle person's mouth. Who ever nuts last gets all the seed baby bird fed into their mouth.
Hey man, wanna play baby bird? We need one more person.
Fuck no! Last time I played, I nutted last.
by vaderstyle January 15, 2020
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stony bird

Someone who indulges in marijuana and feels the effects.
stoned,ripped,toasted,wasted,fucked-up,ripped,toasted,fried,burnt,wasted,twisty,stony bird
by bwoody1973 July 20, 2014
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