The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
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