Turtle shell

When you cum so hard your abdominal muscles contract involuntary causing you to hunch forward making your back curvy like a turtle shell
Person 1: Dude i came so hard last night! I turtle shelled for atleast 20 seconds.
Person 2: Nice bro. *high fives*
by Thatguywhocamehard September 28, 2017
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douche turtle

1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.

2. A stupid fangirl

3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)
Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!

God slut, stop being such a douche turtle

I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.
by Stunna Shades INC January 21, 2008
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turtle tracks

To make turtle tracks = to leave.
I'm bored... let's make turtle tracks.
by sam harris June 13, 2005
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hairy turtle

A term for a person's pubic hair or bush that has a bald spot.

Referring the the 'turtle' part of this nick name, a hairy turtle is more common in males than females(seeing as how women tend to shave their pubic region more often than men).
It seems that most men pride themselves on the cleanliness of their hairy turtle, rather than remove it.
by Innuendo Mistress October 29, 2010
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Anti-Turtle

The act of consuming an alcoholic beverage while doing doggy style, without the consenting partners knowledge.
Lachlan: I was shagging this woman, and I suddenly felt unbelievably parched.
Thomas(50/50): Holy crap, what did you do?
Lachlan: Ripped into doggy style and flopped out for the anti-turtle.
Thomas: Nice, came up for some liquid
Lachlan: Indeed, best lager ever!
by Joseph OsBeel McDavey July 17, 2008
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Snapping Turtle

Someone who takes a long time to snap back
Jake: Damn Jacob play that music!
Jacob: hold on! I'm snapping!
Jake: wow, your such a snapping turtle!
by WildThang903 July 27, 2016
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Turtle beach

A sexual position in where you strap each of your testicles to the participants respective ears and rapidly thrust your girth into their throat while screaming "Aww, Fuck yeah cunt!".
"My dad gave me a turtle beach for Christmas last year".
by Pewgheypai October 25, 2014
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