Calm yo bed

to calm the fuck down; to not freak out.

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.

by bem123 May 23, 2009

Fuck Yo Chicken

The act of expressing absolutly nothing of concern to someones property, or "chicken"

"hey, my BK original chicken was cold."
"FUCK YO CHICKEN NIGGA"

by mcsmokesalotpimpin234545 October 18, 2008

balled yo ass

A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.

Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.

by Caillou the anoying brat November 22, 2022

Sleepin' in yo talk

When you're acting stupid. (Trippin')

"Yo, what are you're about? You sleepin' in yo talk?"

by Broccoli Jim May 10, 2021

were yo hands at

were yo hands at is when somebody testing you and want you to fight

Bro you always talking all that shit tho but were yo hands at

by swag3783 February 8, 2017

whoop yo shit

Engaging in a sexual intercourse beatdown.

Man, I told shorty , "When I see you tonite, I'm gone whoop yo shit real good!"

by Souf/Nawf Nigga April 4, 2023

suck yo mum

another way of insulting someone and to tell him to fuck off, mostly used by british people especially roadmans. i don't recomand telling this to someone outside of the uk he's prob just gonna laugh and u and bully you

guy: ayo pretty whats yo snap
girl: im not giving you my snapchat
guy: "suck yo mum"

by sheluvzslay3r July 16, 2022