zoomer

A person who sells fake drugs and then takes off before being found out.

"Damn! that zoomer just sold me cat nip!"

by THONGDADDYFLASH June 7, 2005

ZOOMER

n. Instance in which one accidentally inhales a small piece of Marijuana whilst smoking a cigarette of said substance.

Fuck my throat hurts. Why? I just caught a fucking zoomer.

by Lguilford February 12, 2007

Zoomer

Popular nickname for members of Generation Z that incidentally also plays on the name of the online video chat service Zoom, one that many Zoomers famously used for school and university classes during the coronavirus.

Emily: Do you remember back in High School when we had classes on Zoom because of the pandemic?
Jacob: Yeah, we're such Zoomers.

by yjonas May 8, 2020

Zoomer

A slang term for Generation Z or iGen or a person who uses Zoom for their online classes.

Example 1:
Kid: "You use Discord?"
Kid 2: "No, I use Zoom."
Kid: "OK ZOOMER."

Example 2:
Teacher: "If there's Baby Boomers, then there's Zoomers!"
Students: (*cries internally, screams internally*)

by HachiXD October 20, 2020

Zoomer

Someone who is able to work from home via Zoom. Usually Zoomers are upper class white anglo-saxon protestants (WASPs) who remain safe in their domestic bubbles.

He didn't get Covid, Zoomers aren't exposed like the rest of us.

by bravokilotwo January 26, 2021

zoomer

To go out and have a mare. Ie a shit weekend.

Aw mate what a zoomer I had last night.

Haha did you see that bird u were with last night, you had a zoomer!

by matt from hants July 25, 2006

Zoomers

Boomers with Zip. They are baby boomers who are active, alive, going places, and doing things. They may have retired, or are about to retire, but they are healthy, fit and doing things usually associated with people a few decades younger, like cycling, kayaking and (fast-paced) hiking. Don't you dare call them seniors.

Those zoomers did a 60km cycle this past weekend!

by SummerSunshine August 15, 2019