Zander

A demonic guy of redneck descent. Often misunderstood and misread, he is classified as a “creeper” by many. The members of society find him difficult to understand, for he is a metal head + Satan worshipper. His natural body scent is masked by the stench of death and sweat. His appearance causes people to act upon prejudice and assume he is a crazy freak because of his long + messy hair, dark clothing, and wolf-like fangs. People end up shrieking in terror before actually getting to know this guy. He isn’t very popular, nor does he have many friends. Nobody understands the real him. Deep inside, he is actually very considerate, caring, and kind. Sure, he has some canine features… But it’s kind of cute. Like a mix of a clueless, newborn puppy and a hungry hyena.

...So fuck prejudice.

Person 1: That guy Zander is such a fucking creep.
Person 2: Uh, what? No he’s not… How would you know, you’ve never even talked to him before.
Person 1: I don’t need to talk to him to know that he’s a creep. I mean look at him. His hair, his clothes… Jesus. He’s a complete mess! Nobody likes him.
Person 2: You don’t know him at all. Fuck you and goodbye.

by PrincessParanoia666 July 17, 2011

Zonger-Fucked

Another word for high as fuck.

Man, We got Zonger-fucked last night i had know idea where i was.

by Satanicbob June 12, 2005

Zander

A male who has no penis and screams "EPIC WIN!" all the time to cover it up. He usually only has friends over the interent and wears the same clothes every day.

"I am so cool and you are such a loser! You are a fail! I am a win! HA!"

"Dude, you're such a zander!"

by Novemberfall January 19, 2010

Zander

He is a easy going person, but he is terrible at being aggressive and may be perceived as a Fag.

Zander is so funny and easy going.

by ohsnowes December 6, 2017

Zondeki

Zondeki originated from the floor boy of Halfords in barrow, aka "anal dave"

Zondeki is vietnamise latin slang for "floor boy". Its creator, Big pappa Johnoholio also works in Halfords in barrow. He is anal daves master, in turn..dave got the name of a Zondeki Boy

Jonno walks into the staff room...

"Dave you Zondeki Boy, get out my seat and make my pot noodle....BITCH!"

or.."Zondekio Boy!

by Hughmalio Vanstrassen the third April 12, 2005

Zoner

The term for the condition caused by one's zipper curling to look like a boner. Can occur by a fly zipper or a sweatshirt zipper.

You got a banana in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?
Shut up, it's just a zoner.

by Zhoom45 December 26, 2010

Zander

a guy with a little penis who is usually an asshole 99.9% of the time but can also be very charming .01% and super sweet he is also not too bad looking. He is very athletic, has super pretty eyes. He has lots of freckles on his face. He has a killer 6-pack. Zander is super funny and can always put a smile on your face. He knows how to talk to girls and by that i mean he repeats himself over and over again to different girls and makes them fall in love with him. He will take things way too far. and when he gets a good girl who really likes him he screws himself over and ruins everything between them. Almost sort of like a player.

That kid is so cute
"Yea but watch out he's a zander"

by chromehp March 6, 2018