600 Lbs male typically seen as an "old head", "Boomer", Goes -7 on COD and blames it on audio bugs. Known most for "i'll be right back i'm going to go let my dogs out" and "i'm going to be gaming all night" (gets off 8pm at the latest)
"Man, that Jason kid is acting like a real ZACHARY MASSEY right now by getting off so early"
"Has anyone heard from Rob lately? I haven't seen him in weeks hes really being a ZACHARY MASSEY right now"
"Has anyone heard from Rob lately? I haven't seen him in weeks hes really being a ZACHARY MASSEY right now"
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Get the zacheypoo mug.A person who is usually slender, medium tall to very tall, and with brown or black hair. varieties of zach come from complete social outcast in oddball to calm and collected nerd zach. variations of these variations include zak, zack, zac, and zacc. If you have a zach (zack zac, etc.) then he is usually generous or kind, can be somewhat annoying at times, but is full of ideas and crazy thoughts. If you have a zach, treat him good and you shall not be let down. if you are let down, then dont be afraid, there are many more zachs out there. if you want, choose a fellow Micheal or Jason.
Zachs tend to lean towards the goof side, some throw it out there, others hide it. however, when givin the chance, zachs tend to make dumb or witty puns and jokes. they will typically be very introverted as well, however if they know someone or get to know someone, they are quite the opposite. Zachs dont take much, however some zachs can be very emotionally, sexually, or food-wise, very demanding. Thy are usually veery creative, outside thinkers, or smart. the less-like this zachs should be cared for. once shown respect and kindness, most return the favor, however few zachs are bad.
Zachs tend to lean towards the goof side, some throw it out there, others hide it. however, when givin the chance, zachs tend to make dumb or witty puns and jokes. they will typically be very introverted as well, however if they know someone or get to know someone, they are quite the opposite. Zachs dont take much, however some zachs can be very emotionally, sexually, or food-wise, very demanding. Thy are usually veery creative, outside thinkers, or smart. the less-like this zachs should be cared for. once shown respect and kindness, most return the favor, however few zachs are bad.
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