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Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?

Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?
by PanzyWarfare October 17, 2009
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You can lay your legs on me if you want to

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019
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Something you say to a female when she tells you she started her period.
Daughter: Hey, Mom, I think I got my period.

Mother: Whoo You Can Pop Out Minions!
by SplandiferousGurlllll June 6, 2010
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you can go in dog shit, dingle balls

A phrase that can be used when one wants someone to leave, now, esp. if that someone is being annoying to the point of asking for a serious ass beating.
Annoying person: "give me something of value and I will go in peace"

person being annoyed: "you can go in dog shit, dingle balls, I've heard about enough out of you."
by wichita November 11, 2006
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So You Think You Can Dance Canada

"So you think you can dance canada" is just a copy of
"So you think you can dance" which was made in the states. (so kind of canada trying to be like the states) !

So you think you can dance Canada is hosted by Leah Miller, there are four judges. So you think you can dance is a competion where they have partners, etc!
So you think you can dance canada
Tre Armstrong , Jean Marc Genereux ,Blake McGrath , Luther Brown !
by nadiaox December 26, 2008
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can you not

when dania is getting pissed off at Jerry & Arkmydeez, she's sincerely says "Can you not" with a pakistani accent! Its funny, because it just makes us want to piss her off more.

Sincerely,

Jerry
Ark: Guys i'm going to go study
Dania: Let's go smoke some weed and get drunk
Jerry: You guys are crack heads, i'm going to doudoun's
Ark: No i really have to study
Dania: Oh common you never want to drink, you only want to smoke up and you never study
Jerry: Buuurrrppp
Dania: CAN YOU NOTTTT
Jerry and Ark: LOL
by COCKLOVERFROMCONCORDIA December 14, 2010
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You can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler

A reference to how hard work can be outdone by luck in some instances, such as how a miner could work in the caves and a gambler could win more money than him in a casino.
person 1: Did you hear that Darragh fella won a free chicken roll last night?
person 2: Well, you know what they say, you can beat the miner, but you can't beat the gambler!
by aaaREDaaa June 14, 2023
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