yoghurt licker

Someone who enjoys licking cum either off a man or woman

You’re such a yoghurt licker

by Oj88 December 12, 2017

frozen yoghurt

it means klomp is a fat cunt who has a small old hairy 1 cm chodus

Choo said to mcknob, gee that frozen yoghurt is just like klomp

by Da Haer May 14, 2017

Sausage Yoghurt

Other term used to describe the male ejaculate.

My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.

by NikNakNoo June 25, 2015

Yoghurt Male

(Previously means a more sophisticated and superior male/alpha/sigma males with unique taste)

Yoghurt males are beta and twink males who enjoy yoghurt and yoghurt-like stuff. Yoghurt is part of their daily diet. They consume it for the probiotics it contains, which facilitate digestion.

Joe: Look at that cute little femboy over there!
Vladimir: I know that guy, he's a Yoghurt male.
Joe: I wish I could work more on my body while eating yoghurt. I am so jealous.

- I don't understand Yoghurt males; they used to be dominant, but now they lie on their backs and sleep for 16 hours straight.
- A Yoghurt male having difficulty choosing what yoghurt to buy at the supermarket. He has IBS, and he needs to act asap.
- We call them Yoghurt males because they look cute and silly.

by yoghurtopia November 26, 2025

Spill Yoghurt

As a male, to masturbate to an ejaculatory climax.

"Yo, That girl is very attractive."

"I fully agree. For that girl, I'd gladly spill yoghurt."

by ButtMcStuffins August 10, 2019

Expired Yoghurt

Sperm

- I fed the chickens with Expired Yoghurt and they went from 5-6 eggs to 13-15 eggs!

by general656 June 16, 2017

bollock yoghurt

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

by asbo the guru May 18, 2018