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eleven-year-old

A pervert who uses shitty usernames for Roblox, Minecraft, and CoD, and makes bad sex/lesbian jokes.
Stupid fucking eleven-year-old
by shadowtask January 28, 2017
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12 year old

a term for the people ruining this website, the one you are currently on.

showing immaturity and obvious ignorance, just like your average 12 year old child.

the type of person who would go to a "spencer's" gift store, look at the personal massagers/vibrators and "love toys", giggle, then run away.

for more information see ud
customer: oh my god did you see the dildos over there? hehe hehe

annoyed employee: damn 12 year old
by my no dues p December 18, 2008
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12 year old

1.A kid that doesn't want to be a kid. Typically in 6th or 7th grade. They are babies in real life that make themselves look stupid by trying to act mature. To remedy this, they go on myspace, youtube, urban dictionary, etc. and act like gangstas. 50%of their vocabulary used is "Your mom.", while the other 50% is trying (and failing) to insult other people. They also masturbate alot.

2.The kind of people that pollute myspace, yotube, and other 13 or older webites, thus turning them into a pile of crap filled with wannabe gangsters and tantrum-throwing babies.
1.
12 year old: "I don't wanna be a kid mom! 7th grade sucks!"
Mom:"Watch your language young man!"
12 year old: *Runs up to his room throwing a tantrum*
Mom and Dad (simultaneously) "Heh heh heh! kids!"
12 year old: "YOUR MOM! WAAAAAAAA!" *fap fap fap*

2.
Bill: Damn, there are too many 12 year olds on runescape!
Steve: I agree, lets go outside and play football.
Bill: Ok!
by John Hargrave May 20, 2009
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today years old

A fancy way of saying that you just did or learned something for the first time today.
I was today years old when I found out that it's called duck tape and not duct tape.

He finally lost his virginity when he was today years old.
by BornBlitzed September 7, 2018
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5 Year Old

"Melina stop acting like a 5 year old wtf"
by Meelina January 21, 2018
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Today years old

A millennial way of saying "recently"
I was today years old when i kissed a girl. Guess what? She liked it
by Johnny Doeb February 11, 2023
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9 year olds

I got 9 year olds so just hold you defecation
by HoveringCat March 15, 2019
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