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xanex bars 

a pill that straight fucks you up for about 5 hours. You cant walk straight, you cant talk straight, you cant think straight, and eventually theres a good chance you will pass out and not remember what happened the day before. Its like being drunk, but in pill form. It is hands down one of the best pharmaceutical drugs out there. :)
Yo man i was so fucked up yesterday, my friend brought over some xanex bars it was fucking awsome!!We...we...uhhh...wait what did we do yesterday?
One of the coolest names ever conceived, helped by the fact that so few use it.
High Scores:
1. Xanatos
2. xXvVpwnsorVvXx
3. Jilldi
4. Rasputin
Xanatos by Xanatos January 17, 2005
1. Cracked out cracker who cooks crack
2. The plug on various illicit substances
(Term originated in the Northwest U.S.)
Person 1: Yo did you hit XadaX for that hmobb?
Person 2: Chill dude, not everyone here is a fucking junkie!
XadaX by psychic god February 14, 2018
Noun

A Drug/Alcohol concoction created by comedian Doug Stanhope. The instructions for creating a Xanadoo were first explained by Stanhope on the "The Opie and Anthony Show" sometime in 2007 (or possibly 2008).

A Xanadoo consists of:

Equal parts Xanax and Psychedelic Mushroom caps, ground (usually with a coffee grinder), and poured into Jagermeister shots.

Aside from Stanhope himself and maybe a few unreported cases, the effects of a Xanadoo are largely unknown. Most likely they are (at least) a combination effects from all of its ingredients. I.E. tripping, relaxation, euphoria, blurred vision, and coordination problems.
ThePersonWhoTalks1: What's a Xanadoo?

ThePersonWhoTalks2: Did you even read the definition?

ThePersonWhoTalks1: No.

ThePersonWhoTalks2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary, fag.
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ThePersonWhoTalks3: Never consume a Xanadoo.

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ThePersonWhoTalks4: Yo bro! You wanna try a Xanadoo?

ThePersonWhoTalks5: DUDE, TOTALLY!!1!!1
Xanadoo by TheyAin'tNobody August 31, 2010
1. (n) inform. street slang for a "Xanbar", which is essentially 4 Xanax pills strung together.

Users typically take at least one bar orally (as snorting the pill is inefective), or mix a few pills with alcohol or marijuana.
Xanabars get you fucked!
xanabar by CapitolistPig September 16, 2005
A big fan (usually gay) of Olivia Newton John.
That guy has all of Olivia Newton
John's Albums. He must be a Xanadude!
Xanadude by David K. Smyser December 21, 2003