Fuzzy woompet

When you're sleeping naked and something fuzzy somehow slides down your buttcrack.

I was sleeping naked with my wife, when all of a sudden, the dog jumped into the bed and it's foot gave me a fuzzy woompet.

by Joeyp563 February 14, 2023

Caddy whompas

A door (house, bar, motel, etc...) hanging on one hinge.

Ex. Dude! I had to pick that caddy whompas door up just to get in here.

by anonymous November 29, 2023