An ugly, skanky ho (sometimes fat, sometimes not) that was porked in a temporary lapse of judgment.
Man I got so drunk last night I punched that woof ticket more than once before I escaped.
by Dustin "Dirty Sanchez" Diamond February 12, 2009
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Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.
by CB_ April 10, 2006
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The act of sticking your penis violently inyo a dogs arsehole
You know my dog, I gave it a proper good Woof Wang Slam
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Mainly used on twitter, reddit, and tiktok. From what I've seen and is just referred to as "barking" not to be confused with the term "bork" which originates from a meme.
The words are pronounced as they are read instead of actually barking like a dog.

It may originate from a copypasta, a meme, or something along those lines although the true origin is unknown.
The latest I can find of someone barking online with this context is from November 2020.

It may be used in the following ways:

1. Whenever you see someone attractive (not necessarily in a sexual way) or someone you like a lot (not a form of catcalling)

2. Because you want to annoy someone with your barking

3. Whenever you run out of words to say

4. Whenever someone says something you don't like

5. Whenever you don't like someone

6. Because it's fun

This form of barking is mainly used via text, but it could also be used in person as it has been a trend for women to bark at men who are catcalling them.

I've seen it grow in popularity among certain fandoms and or communities just for fun.
"Why are people barking on Twitter?"

"BARK BARK WOOF GRRR"

"BARK GROWL AWOO RUFF"
by peppermint.parsley March 22, 2021
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When you're fucking your lady, just before you cum, pull out and blow your load on her stomach.
When asked if I liked to cum in my wife's pussy, I said, no, I prefer to woof on her breadbox.
by icount September 25, 2009
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If someone says this too you, you're most likely either a racist or a peodo.
"nice ass"
"BARK BARK WOOF GRRR YAP YAP"
by zombiichan October 13, 2020
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