woody teddybear 

Something really embarrassing mom says after the orientation day at college. It just sounds really wrong! Used in a sentance,

You can bring your Woody Teddybear as a comfort for your dorm room

woody teddybear by Dadtellsall June 30, 2017

Woody (name) 

Beautiful man with a great build. Woody’s love people for a long time. They date beautiful caring women. They also have a long woody.

Wow... Woody (name) looks so good. He must lift weights because he is gorgeous!!

Woody (name) by The Truth.nat May 12, 2019

woody gap 

A school with a total of like 13 people, a steel drum band, and like 1 bi person. Nothing more.

Woody gap is fucking boring

woody gap by ImLiterallyStupid June 30, 2021

Woody Whipped

Opposite of pussy whipped but the other way around. for a guy to have total control of a girl

Jeremy has Kaylor Woody Whipped :)

Woody Whipped by Kaylor July 9, 2007

Woody Guthrie Handshake 

A handjob performed by a hobo in a rail yard using a can of pork and beans as lube. AKA "Beenie Weenie."

I'm headed down to the Norfolk Southern yards to get a Woody Guthrie handshake from Boxcar Clem.

Woody Guthrie Handshake by Hobo Clem July 28, 2017

woody in my sweats 

a boner in the sweat pants

at least its comfortable

woody in my sweats by cock smack May 11, 2003

Woody Style Donkey Sex 

The act of defiling a donkey whilst a master indian craftsman preserves the moment for eternity in stone, purely for religious reasons.

Don't worry, it's not Woody style donkey sex!?

Woody Style Donkey Sex by The Woodman July 16, 2008