wonkey

An African American, or somebody with dark skin. Usually these people are shady characters and are NOT friendly! Be sure to stay far, far away from wonkies, they almost always carry a gun or a sharp object. These people also use A LOT of swear words, and enjoy screaming them.Wonkies always come in small packs of 3 to 6, made up of all boys except for one girl.

Emo Girl One: "Ahhh! Make those wonkies stop talking to me!!"
Emo Boy: "Sorry hun...you know thay won't stop..."
Emo Girl Two: " What the fuck?!?!? The wonkey is having sex with that one wonkey girl....ewww!!
Emo Girl One: "Lets leave...now!"
Emo Boy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh a gun... and a knife!

by Madney July 1, 2008

wonkey

An InvisionFree forum bug where the first post of each page is invisible until the second post is made. Usually only happens in large topics.

Heh, you got hit by the wonkey dude!

by Jarmatus June 14, 2008

wonkey hoop

A perfectly normal animal, originating from Heeley's ass. This disgustingnnnnesss of this animal is increased by the fact that heeley willingly takes part in ass rape, with him as the victim.

Get rid of that wonkey hoop dave, you bloody well brought it here and it stinks of cheese and your damn filthy ass.

by i_hate_heeley_man June 11, 2004

wonky

adjective: flaccid. limp, of a penis.

when yo jonky is not doin its thang right, its wonky.

i was gonna hit this nice m&m sesh with that trick monica, but then monique walked in and mah jonky went all wonky.

by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010

wonky

blatantly homosexual

Boy George is definately more than a bit wonky.

by kagr November 6, 2003

Wonkey

White, honkey funk music

Wow the Grateful Dead And Phish sure is some wonkey music

by Wonkey101 December 1, 2009

wonky bridges

when you are at a sushi restaurant with your lady friend and you sick a pair of chop sticks up your ass and have her eat her sushi with them

yo dude so eric steinberg gave me the wonky bridges at his apprentcieship sushi job

by saget huffer October 7, 2008