Wired

A magazine that used to be about technology but is now about annoying wokist finger-wagging.

Q: Did you read the story in Wired about creating safe spaces for people who identify as intersectional?
A: Of course not.

by Carl Figleaf August 20, 2022

Wierdo

Wierdo- meaning to be attractive yet also give off daddy vibes

Damn girl look at that wierdo over there he gives off daddy vibes

by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus March 9, 2023

Wired Al Yonkavich

A goofy way of saying, “Weird Al Yankovic.” It appeared in an Al TV “interview” with Jessica Simpson.

Well, then I’m Wired Al Yonkavich.

by winnietheyankovic March 26, 2023

Wired

you are so amazing

Ricky you are so wired

by SOPHIA1005 April 15, 2023

Wired Vinyl

Wired Vinyl is the best band in the world, it consists of: Frogleeiscool, Vermited (ZionNeon), indigobarber28 (TeWg965) Joe and MrExplosion

Let's listen to wired vinyl, the best band IN THE WORLD

by Gog403 May 27, 2023

Wired Up

Working with or collaborating with law enforcement. Indicates someone is “wearing a wire”, but not in a literal sense. Snitching, passing information to police.

“ don’t be going around TJ, man. You know that nigga wired up. He’ll get us all caught up.”

by Ernst Kaltenbrunner January 10, 2024

wirelobes

When a person has so many earrings, headphones, glasses or facemasks attached to their ears that the ear engulfed in said items

You've got to stop getting your ears pierced or you'll get wirelobes

by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023